Thursday, September 25, 2008

Michigan, Ohio, and the art of pooping snot.

We're all sick. I started today on a diet of Day Quil and Mucinex. I have never used Mucinex before but apparently it eliminates the mucus from your cavities and you eventually poop it out. Gross, but in a different kind of way than having to swallow my own drainage because I'm in the backseat and I can't get a window open to spit out of and even if I could get a window open I'm not very good at projecting my saliva so I'll probably end up spitting a loogie all over the inside of the door instead of the pavement and then having to clean it up and being embarassed. But I digress....

It feels good to be back in the midwest. We're in Warren, MI just outside of Detroit at a bar called The Ritz. The place is filled with old people that are taking advantage of happy hour and their privelage to smoke indoors. This is Gary, HORSE the band tour manager's last day with the tour. He's Canadian, and whenever he's at a show where smoking is allowed inside he wears one of those blue doctors' masks like he's trying to avoid SARS.

Last night was Akron, Ohio. Small place, packed with kids, no heckling retards. Watching the kids freaking out and falling over each other while singing along to HORSE songs was a blast. I was standing by the side of the stage and this kid ran past me to get on stage and dive into the crowd. When he passed me, he lightly bumped into me and he quickly apologized. It seemed weird that he felt sorry for grazing my arm on his way to jump on top of a bunch of other people. Life is funny sometimes.

Got some news on the prospect of The Loud Wars actually coming out today and we're very very very very very very excited.

5 comments:

Christin said...

I think the least-gross option is actually spitting into a fast-food napkin, then shoving the napkin into an empty Gatorade bottle. Either way, I did not know that about Mucinex and I'm pretty sure it sounds too gross for contemplation.

Share the new The Loud Wars news, dangit! (I'm going to assume "today" was meant to describe the timing of the news, not the timing of the album, the way you phrased it. Unfortunately.)

Elisssssabeth said...

mucinex has saved my life.

ididnot said...

We are waiting.......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................!

morespineinjellyfish said...

The show at the Ritz was awesome just so that you're aware. :)
and uhhm, Come to toledo!

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